You know you went too far when....

* You go to a strip club and throw change at the dancers

* When you don't feel like paying for the cab, think it's okay to just bolt out of it

* You wake up in a place you don't know, next to someone you don't know

* You think giving the police pizza will appease them

* Accept a ride home from a stranger and don't think he'll be crazy simply because he's driving a nice car

* The waiter at the pizza place open til 4 am knows and expects you

* You can't remember the code to your own apartment building

* You want to pee in the street, even though you're right outside your house, just to "keep it real"

* You get confirmation emails the next day from amazon regarding purchases you don't remember making

* You're so excited about getting waxed you ask your friends to feel how smooth you are

* Something you said ends up on texts from last night

* You wake up bruised and scraped and have no idea how it happened

* You fall asleep at the bar.

* Because your feet hurt, you take off your heels and walk home barefoot on Hollywood Blvd. NEVER OKAY.

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